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[Akira- A Tribute]

This... is... BAD!

You have insulted the name of Akira with this crappily drawn and animated piece of garbage. You should have made it more like the movie! I'm so angry that maybe I'll blast you with my psychic power... for I... am Tetsuo!!

[Secret Admirer : Foamy The Squirrel]

Eeeeexcellent!

We likessss it we doesss my preciousssss! Keep making more of thessses my precioussss for Smeagol preciousssss! Gollum! Gollum!

Thanksssss!

[Shower Of Terror : Foamy The Squirrel]

Creepy, real creepy

That is definitely the weirdest and most scary episode of NY. It was kinda funny at the end (a rubber duck!?) but bathing in blood kinda reminds me of a vampire from around the time of Dracula... there could be a possible new episode or even series in that!

[5 More Minutes : Foamy The Squirrel]

I owe you one, man

Message to Ill Will Press. I F****N' OWE YOU ONE DUDES! You did the right thing by making this movie. I love you all and especially Germaine. Foamy was also pretty cool too (cream cheese!?). The Russian Mafia will carry out my debt by eliminating anyone you don't really like... Have fun!

[Almost Serious Suicide : Foamy The Squirrel]

I Love-Love you Germaine!!

PLEASE keep writing these J.M! I am in LOVE with Germaine (and I'm not afraid to say so), and Foamy is possibly the coolest squirrel on Earth!